Ethan

Loves females that start with the letter c and ends with m. Very masculine and enjoys many things ;)

"Carmen, did you see Ethan?"
"yeah, in my bedroom."

by MCXXAsian_JesusXxCMGAMERXX October 24, 2018

ethan

that one guy from portugal; everyone knows ethan

guy1: bro who is that?
guy2: bro thats ethan
guy1: whos ethan?
guy2: bro you dont know ethan? come on bro everyone knows ethan hes that one guy from portugal

by qwerty002 December 21, 2021

Ethan N

A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.

Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.

Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.

by Plutarch2024 January 29, 2024

Ethan

A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.

What's up with that screaming Ethan?
We need 300 pounds of stone aka one Ethan.

by Ieatass69lolkillthejews January 10, 2019

Ethan

Some useless fucker who passes himself around like a bag of chips, has no social net worth and rely on to many people, if u meet a person named ethan just use the phrase agree to disagree because he just speaking to you just to waste time

Their ethan goes again talking

by Biggestkikever July 1, 2021

Ethan Dolan

One of the most handsome 18 year old guys I've ever seen. He is cute and hot at the same time, he is sweet and lovely. He makes you smile when you're sad and his smile is one of the most gorgeous thing you will ever see in your life. I love this guy with every piece of my heart and he deseves to be happy. I hope I will meet him one day

"Who's Ethan Dolan?"
"He's one of the reasons why I'm still alive"

by EndlessBailey October 11, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a very nice boy who loves to joke around most of the times. Ethan hates to study but still gets amazing grades. He is very beautiful and has a very nice personality. Ethan is a very good boyfriend to his girlfriends and loves someone who is honest and caring.

A boy name starting with E is Ethan

by Anonymous 838 January 6, 2022