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david rivers

Girl: "I'm dating David Rivers"
Girl 2: "Really? You're so lucky!"
by Donk Danner June 27, 2017
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David

Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.
"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."
by jungminyoonjinseokhyung April 19, 2020
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David

David is a faggot
by Goodgiy4321 August 12, 2024
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David

oh david? the nigga that raped that dude
by Dàvîd September 7, 2019
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David & Jnette

A Couple Who Got Togather On November 21 2011,A Couple Thats Loving And Caring Who Always Have Eachother Back Through Anything A Couple That Will Last Very Long Since They Match Very Well Together A Couple Alot Of People Be Like They Are So Cute A Couple That Loves Each Other Unconditionally A Couple Who Kiss Like First Loves Love Like Husband & Wife..Who Are Meant To Be Together A Couple That Will Go Far If They Continue To Stay Together.
David & Jnette Are A Very Loveable Couple
by Bonququ October 18, 2012
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David

The guy who will
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never and I mean never run around and desert you.
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David

short, fat, triple chin, freak and boring ahh boyfriend
*david:* "hi"
*EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE WORLD:* "ewww"
by ieatmensmoney December 27, 2023
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