Darcy Day

October 7th is a national holiday in which we celebrate best villain and overall character everrrr Darcy Wu!!

"What's today again? October 7th?"
"Yeah man it's Darcy Day!"

by dars ☆ October 7, 2023

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boobs day

national boobs day, whoever u send this to has to send there boobs. DATE - every day.......

it’s national boobs day!! show me now

by suckurmumvag February 20, 2022

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Lindapendence Day

The day Linda DESTROYS ISIS.

Linda "I will destroy ISIS."

"It's Lindapendence day for you ISIS bitches!"

by Lindapendence day January 26, 2016

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Dudes' Day

The 28th of March: the day that falls between the birthdays of the dudes.

Damn, I simply cannot wait for Dudes' Day this year!

by Jimmy Here March 28, 2021

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GOAT Day is on the 10th of July. This day celebrates the amazing achievement of the 2 footballing kings Messi and Ronaldo; they both won their first international trophies on this day. Additionally, 10th of July is shown as 10/07 on the English calendar and in football Lionel Messi is widely known as the greatest number 10 to ever exist whilst Cristiano Ronaldo is known as the greatest number 7 to ever exist.

OH YES! It is Finally GOAT DAY. Messi and Ronaldo are the absolute GOATS of football, they are on a league of their own.

by Anonymous [234] July 14, 2021

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Two A Day

Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah

by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021

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