Confetti cunt

The person at a wedding who takes throwing confetti to the next level.

All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.

Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"

Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"

Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"

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by ribbertjie January 1, 2013

cunt gaunlet

When a female flexes her vaginal muscles during intercourse and holds the male genitalia hostage until you cum inside.

This is normally done as a tactic to have a child when the female is suspects your holding in your loads because you dont want children

steve- I think i got stacey pregnent

bill- wtf i thought she was just your side bitch
steve- she is but i got my dick stuck in a cunt gaunlet and could hold in my cum

by piss jerking March 8, 2017

Cunt Duster

A 25-35 year old man who has sexual relations with a woman who is 55-105 years old. Therefore a man who wipes the dust off of an elderly woman's cunt with his wang

Reis: Dude, you fucked my great grandmother?!
Anthony: Yeah man, it was legendary
Reis: You cunt duster!

by TH@ $H1+ July 27, 2009

cunt-crap

verb: when items are inserted into a womans vagina and she squezes them out. As in, to cunt-crap something.

I stuffed some grapes into my girls vagina and she cunt-crapped them into my mouth.

by dirtypubes December 4, 2009

Nasty cunt

When your ex wife/baby mama doesn’t answer the phone on you

That nasty cunt didn’t answer the phone on me when I called her to see my kid

by Porscheviagra November 16, 2018

Grunt Cunt

A woman who only dates men in service I. E. Army, Navy, Marines, etc.

Megan is a grunt cunt because she only goes out with army men for every relationship.

by M3ganm0nst3r April 21, 2014

Rancid Cunt

A women who unnecessary goes out of her to make life a living hell for everyone that has too deal with Her.

Ann Hernandez in accounting could piss off tthe pope, shes a real Rancid Cunt

by Rancid cunt June 2, 2018