i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011

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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Cookie Doodle

An imaginary boyfriend or girlfriend.

Oh hold on, my Cookie doodle is texting me.

by Imelda G February 2, 2010

carnival cookie

When a clown defecates onto the chest of a 'victim'.

Yesterday at the county fair, i totally got a carnival cookie

by the wankstain February 5, 2010

Eatin' Cookies

a polite way to say Snortin Crack

"Yo i called your phone but you aint ansa"
"yea sorry yo i was eatin' cookies"

by SlamYourGramma June 9, 2009

Cookie Monster

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.

A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack

by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009

The Cookies

Something that is 'sweet', awesome, cool, etc.

Holy crap Steve, that video of you singing Party In The USA was The Cookies! I'm uploading it to YouTube right now!

or

Dang, look at her fine ass. That chick is The Cookies.

by TaterBoi November 19, 2009