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cock puppet

Any male that spends so much time in online forums filled with sock puppets that they start acting like one.
Yo, it's at the point where Louie takes his laptop to the shitter. When we argued about doing the dishes piled up in the sink he called me a soy boy and praised kek. He's turning into a damn cock puppet.
by hilliam February 18, 2021
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Cock froth

Too soap up your pubes in the work shower and fling it at your mates like wanking hitting them with cock froth
Anthony ; I was in shower last night and Jed got me in the eye with cock froth
by Robboneo July 13, 2015
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Tea Cock

Using freshly made tea and your finger to draw a penis on a kitchen wall. The ultimate act of rebellion in a workplace.
Juan: Fancy a cuppa?
Rita: Sure, let's go make one.
Juan: And a tea cock!?
Rita: Yeeeeah!!!
by Miss_Daisy86 December 15, 2011
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John Cock

John Cock is what you get if you kiss a prostitute.
After kissing the hooker I could taste John Cock.
by sqitso March 31, 2008
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cock stock

Cockasians Incorporated is a company owned and run exclusively by UMBC Scrats. The only real income that this company generates is from selling other peoples' property on Ebay for outrageous deals.

Cockasians Incorporated has been recognized by the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) and goes by the ticker symbol 'cock'.
"Invest in some cold refreshing Cock Stock."

"Cock is rising! Buy cock, damnit!"

"That chap over there is getting cock! He must know something we don't. Quick, everyone get cock! Don't stop until you have cock coming out your ears!"
by Ultimastrike December 11, 2004
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cock burger

-noun
pronunciation:'cac-bhurr-grrr
1.Slang,Vulgar. Name for a person who is undesirable company at a poker game or in life.
2.Slang, Vulgar.An act or instance of fellatio.
1. "I don't want to play poker at Carlo's house if that cock burger is going to be there!"

2. Q-"Why are Joel and Lawrence late again?" A-"They stopped for a couple of cock burgers on the way, just deal the cards."
by Tddot December 29, 2006
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trident cock

a 4 foot penis with trident spear tip.
not typically used for intercouse but more for battle.
1. Paul has a huge trident cock

2. dude have u seen the blades on his trident cock

3. yo man check out my trident cock stab wound
by Cassie J October 26, 2008
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