Back Alley Brain Transplant

The act of being dragged into a back alley and having your face punched in..... and your brains punched out, figuratively speaking.

Tom: Hey, have you heard all of those kids obsessing about Twilight?

Steve: Yeah, I want to give each and every one of those kids a back alley brain transplant

by I'm_Not_Violent April 4, 2009

lemme kiss your brain

its a phrase to say that someone is smart and its mostly used on twitter. it started when like singers made connections in their music videos, lyrics or maybe even performances with something else, like an event, an old song or something important without making it explicit. it can be used whenever someone says or does something smart, and you want to "kiss their brain".

"The cover of the Fine Line album by Harry Styles has a fish-eye lens because that's how the fish in the Adore You MV sees him" Harry Styles lemme kiss your brain.

by a twitter stan November 1, 2020

Same-Brain Double-Think

An exclamatory phrase used when more than one person comes up with the same idea, uses the same phrase, or shares the same opinion at the same time.

“We should go to the beach this weekend.”
“I was just thinking that!”
“Hey, same-brain double-think!”

by Spleentastik January 20, 2023

Camel-Brain Syndrome

When a person is so fucking high that he believes he is a camel, attempts to drink an amount of water larger than what he can handle and eventually ends up Dead.

We came back home only to find our swimming pool dryer than the Sahara desert , It was only a few hours later that we've discovered that the culprit was our dead neighbor Josh.
The Doctor said he was diagnosed with Camel-Brain Syndrome... The poor dude.

by Mr. Mass debator Sir. May 3, 2016

polish brain tumor

Hemeroid or pimple on the anus

Johnny has so many Polish brain tumors that when he sits down they all pop.

by Smiles218 October 9, 2013

C-Suite Brain Damage

A condition that affects folks who become CEOs, CFOs, COOs, CSOs, and other kinds of C-Suite officers, where their skill levels in common, every day tasks (and sometimes their morality and empathy) become severely impaired, as the sudden rush of power, stress and sometimes crushing sense of responsibility (hahahahah, okay, just kidding, it's copious amounts of alcohol and drugs like cocaine) start damaging the parts of the brain involved in figuring out consequences and making estimates, because planning around consequences and making accurate estimates are for the little people and hoi polloi.

Yes, I know he's an ACCA-certified accountant, and you just saw him flub trying to figure out how much tip he was supposed to pay, but you gotta understand… he got promoted to CFO six months ago, and what you're seeing is C-Suite Brain Damage in action.

by tariqk December 11, 2018

puking your brains out

A slang phrase referring to nausea of such extreme intensity that the physical act of vomiting "feels" comparable to expelling the contents of your viscera or gray matter (brain).

If you drink too much alcohol, you'll be "puking your brains out" in front of everyone.

by David in California October 24, 2006