Function: noun
(military slang) An aircraft carrier (a warship with a flight deck on which airplanes can be launched and landed).
(military slang) An aircraft carrier (a warship with a flight deck on which airplanes can be launched and landed).
"I was lucky during 'Nam," the Marine veteran told me. "For the duration of my tour, I pulled sea duty on the Big Bird Cage."
by Jon C. Hopwood March 02, 2006
An extreme diet that is often confused with a starvation diet and is mostly practised by men. A ''birdseed'' diet is a nutritional approach which involves unlimited calorie intake that consists of food only birds can consume, it is quite often combined with a strenuous workout program. People who go on the diet seek to get fit without restricting calories, it usually precedes a final ''blackout'' (eating junk to the point of explosion)a day prior to the diet. The ''blackouts'' persist during the diet everytime he/she is intoxicated. During the diet, ''blackouts'' can also occur when sober, especially when you eat something that isnt ''birdseed'' - this phenomonen is defined as the ''floodgate factor''. Given the factors that arise during this diet, it is deemed completely useless , unrealistic and torturous.
Jon: Hey Mark do you want some fries?
Mark: No thanks Jon Im on a bird seed diet,if birds cant eat it,neither can I
Jon: Why don't you just have a couple with your whiskey(beer isn't birdseed)
Mark: I cant Jon,that will open the floodgates
Jon: Suit yourself
Mark gets completely hammered after 1 litre of whiskey and blacks out on every peice of junk on the way/at home after a whole week of strenuous excercise and unlimited unappealing birdseed food
Mark: No thanks Jon Im on a bird seed diet,if birds cant eat it,neither can I
Jon: Why don't you just have a couple with your whiskey(beer isn't birdseed)
Mark: I cant Jon,that will open the floodgates
Jon: Suit yourself
Mark gets completely hammered after 1 litre of whiskey and blacks out on every peice of junk on the way/at home after a whole week of strenuous excercise and unlimited unappealing birdseed food
by Haydar Manaf December 26, 2007
when a big giant rock lands on your foot! the first thing out of your mouth is "shit bird". It usally means you had a small stroke of instant bad luck.
by Lewiville September 13, 2006
Putting your own cum or a woman’s pussy juice in your mouth , swish it in your mouth, and then proceeding to spit up the contents into your partners mouth for them to swallow, like a mother bird
This nasty bitch let me mama bird her, I mixed my my cum in my mouth for me to spit into hers, and she swallowed!
by Batswang January 25, 2018
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When you take too big a big puff of cheeba and do the cough and gag, looking up, mouth open, tongue out, eyes watering.
by JT and Rob Dog August 02, 2008
bird which lays its eggs in the sea and in turn tortoises bite their wings off underwater and the hatchlings become tortoises also
by JiiM November 06, 2003