Turtling

Turtling: An act done between couples, where one person lays on top of the other person, where the applied pressure is very soothing; Usually followed after sex.

Ex. You should try turtling! you don’t know what you’re missing out on!

by VeganTorchic October 11, 2023

Turtle

A TF2 Engineer main whom always sits between their sentry and dispenser desperately trying to repair them both nonstop, which is a very terrible tactic, because almost every class can destroy you, because you're not a tank so you will die from all of that damage.

Engie don't be a turtle!

by Z̴͙͗̌'̷̹̊̚a̶̅̾͜l̸̺̥̆͋ǵ̸͚̒ọ̵̇ April 21, 2020

Turtle-Fish

Turtle-fish were a legendary race of giant sea monsters, mentioned only in verse from The Hobbit. The last of the Turtle-fish was named Fastitocalon.

Turtle-fish appeared as treacherous islands, capable of drowning seafarers.

by lwildes September 13, 2022

Turtle

The opposite of a cheetah.

It took the turtle most of the day to finish the race, but at least the turtle had no quit in him/her, even if it failed.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Turtle

A nickname for Emilee Sheets, basically the best turtle in existence. If you contradict this you may be sued and given a life sentence.

"We'll fuckin kill anyone who opposes the turtle"

by Andrew Colley June 30, 2019

Laundry turtle

Noun. When you fill a laundry basket way over the top, then drape a towel over the pile and tuck it into the sides of the basket so nothing will fall out while carrying. The result resembles a turtle shell, and sometimes it will have little 'legs' of laundry items sticking out of holes in the basket.

I waited too long to do laundry, now im definitely gonna have to make a laundry turtle

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! July 23, 2024

turtle

n. to be the main driver or source of transportation for a person or group of people even if you're not invited or are unable to attend whatever event they need the ride for; usually boss, older brother, or person in authority over you so that you are unable to decline
derived from the character turtle from the show entourage

It sucks being the turtle for my older brothers whenever they want to go clubbing. I can't wait till I'm 21.

by an unwilling turtle December 8, 2011