remnant king

To master the are of leaving a piece of excrement in the toilet after you have flushed.

Picture rollin' in for your daily newpaper sitting. You have had your second cup of coffee & are growing a tail. Time to go relieve yourself. You open the door to your favorite stall & bam! A big old nugget sits there, with no toilet paper & no discolored water. All you can do is laugh, because the 'remnant king' has struck again.

by Geoff Thompson September 8, 2008

king of yesterday

when you are so madly in love with a girl and something happens and you too split that you feel like you were the king yesterday but now are nothing..

plus its a pretty kickass song by Jude

Jim: How's it been going since you and Katie broke up?
Mark: Pretty bad... there only one word to discribe
Jim: What's that?
Mark: I just feel like the king of yesterday..

by JudeFan65 January 26, 2007

culture kings

the one stop shop for your needs lads, all clothing and apparel and the palm of your hands.

Person 1: dahm i need new clothes
Person 2: Go to culture kings buddy
Person 1: wanna fight me dog, i cant afford that shit

by follow my insta @lachiegibbo1 November 25, 2018

sauce king

Ruler of all sauce. Probably has ice in his veins and balls out. Can't be stopped once he starts hitting 3s. Clutch. cooks up on the court.

I was the sauce king last night, couldn't miss my shot.

by SplashHooper March 25, 2017

King Herps

1) very large Herpes know at times to explode during sex

Jubjub: Fuck you!

Becky: no, no, their just King herps

Jubjub: i know bitch Kyle died fucking a bitch with King Herps blew his dick into his skull

by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011

Joe king

The self appointed name of every person who makes a joke and doesn't want to get the shit kicked outta them for it

"whats the difference between a catholic priest and a clothing drive?
with the priest the boys pants are only half off!"

"dude i was fucked by a priest against my will"

"im just joe king!"

by GattToDaChoppa December 30, 2020

King Nutty

To place one's balls upon another's forehead whilst they are sleeping.
Taking a picture IS mandatory!

Wingler got King Nuttied in his sleep

by AC April 7, 2003