i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011

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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Cookie platter

The best food ever created at subway, it is a easy way to get fat with your friends.

Step by step guide to have the best day ever

1. Go to costa
2. Order a mango and passionfruit cooler
3.take your mate to subway
4. Get as many cookie platters as you can afford 👍🏼

I eat cookie platters everyday for lunch and I am the happiest human to exist

by Hi Inky September 16, 2019

The cookie to my cupcake

The cookie to my cupcake means someone is worth everything to u and u would do anything to them.

Ur the cookie to my cupcake💘

by Jani123456 January 13, 2021

Cookie

A woman’s kitty.

Her cookie was so good!

by theroses October 27, 2021

crispy cookies

When you are angry and trippin. -Troy

Oh! Crispy Cookies!!! She did not add me back on Snapchat!

by Rüf May 27, 2016

Cookie

It's my cookie,not yours.

"CAN I HAVE YOUR COOKIES"

"NO GET YOUR OWN"

by alrighty then November 13, 2019