i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011

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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Sugar cookie

Taking a Zyn cutting it open and sprinkling it onto another Zyn.

I made a sugar cookie with my last two Zyns.

by Jayschroed September 23, 2025

Cookies n’ cream

When two partners (regardless of gender do anal. When one of the partners cums in the unwashed asshole of the other partner. The partner filled with cum then proceeds to stand on all fours with their asshole wide open then the other partner proceeds to squeeze out the cum from the dirty ass hole and consume it, but the semen is mixed with the left over shit from the dirty asshole it’s being eaten out of. Therefore also having the texture of cookies and cream!

Partner: “Alright babe ready for some of that cookies n’ cream?”

Other partner: “you know it!”

by Cookies n’ cream February 7, 2022

Cookie Purse

The lower fupa (upper front pussy) of a girls stomach from giving birth to humans…. or alcohol.

Hey John…. Did you see that Cookie Purse on Jackie? It’s been a while since I’ve seen her. 😬

by Cahlheim September 8, 2021

Cookies

Stealing the ball from the ball handler in a basketball game.

Damnnn. Nas was prolly thinking, “COOKIES” when he stripped Zion naked.

by YehYah May 17, 2018

loser cookie

When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!

"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"

by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016