Goddess Taylor

Someone perfect in every possible way, and someone worthy of worship at all hours of the day.

"There's this person I know. Not sure how to explain it but they are extremely perfect."
"Oh, so they're a Goddess Taylor."

by SlaveM September 18, 2021

Taylored

When a kid name Taylor brother hits ice and messes up his hole car!

Taylor taylored him self

by Taylored April 23, 2017

Taylor

A Taylor is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. They are caring, sweet, funny, and will always be there for you. If you’re lucky enough to date one, you’ll find it’s one of the best experiences of your life. You’ll never find another guy like a Taylor.

Did you hear that someone’s dating Taylor? I’m so jealous!

by NotVersace December 22, 2019

Maddison Taylor

Maddison Taylor has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. She will do embarrassing things to impress a boy. She loves attention and will do anything to get it. But most importantly she is gorgeous and doesn’t know it

Girl: Who’s that?
Boy: I bet she’s called Maddison Taylor

Another boy: she’s beautiful

by Allison Jjoa May 16, 2019

taylor and bryce

stupid whore bags. love to bang their head on the concrete together when they're bored. sometimes pretend their donkeys and lick each others assholes.

remember when taylor and bryce licked each others buttonholes

by kingkongmongjong August 28, 2014

Taylor

A man whose parents thought he was a girl and picked this name. They thought he was a girl because of how truly tiny his penis is. He would give anything to be a girl! His IQ is at least one standard deviation below norm. He talks like a Valley Girl despite being from the East coast. He knew he’d have to marry right out of college on account of how tiny his little peen is. He wants to marry for money, but will probably marry someone who works for a non-profit, and then pretend to be confused by the concept of money. Worse than his stupidity though is his laziness. He thinks because his Grandpa was a doctor that makes him a genius, not recognizing he was given every opportunity and all he has to show for it are a few floaters on the toilet. Worse tho than all of the above is how incredibly mean and vindictive he is—especially to women. You won’t be surprised that he’s gay because his hatred of women is palpable. Also to picture his parents bumping uglies is the ugliest site in the world. Also his gimpy arms and legs and would benefit from having his clothing tailored (ha) because his appendages, like his penis, are hobbit-like. Stupid, selfish, spoiled, obnoxious, lazy and mean.

I don’t want to wipe my own asshole, I’m a Taylor!
I made a BM on the toilet I’m a big boy now (at 28 years old) I’m a Tay! That’s short for Taylor

by Big hiney January 26, 2022

Taylor Test

A test devolved from Taylor Hetherington from the Autoalex channel. The test is to slam your closed hand into the bottom of a steering wheel, to see if a vehicle's horn, wipers, or lights activate.

Oh you got a new car? Have you given it the Taylor Test yet?

by TeamAbzy June 1, 2024