Gents Special

The act of vomiting hungover in a toilet at your pathetic desk job and laying a fat shit on top it on company time.

Yo the casino was so lit yesterday that I dropped a Gents Special at work

by Dunmore dropout deluxe June 13, 2019

santorum special

When you are trying to engage in sex but are out of lube so you, or your partner, use diarrhea instead.

"Oh man, we are out of lube."
"It's okay, I had Taco Bell for lunch so you can get a Santorum Special.

by El Toro Queso June 17, 2019

scooby special

when your dog shits on your bed, steps in it, runs it around the room, and smears it all over the walls out of spite because you left them alone.

bro, i locked my dog in my room while i was at work yesterday and he scooby specialed EVERYWHERE!

by poopydoo2 June 18, 2019

The Drew Special

Little white boy rapidly humping another leg like hammy the squirrel in over the hedge till vinegar strokes

hey can I get the drew special I've always wanted one

by The Drew special April 23, 2019

Special

kids that are named eric are special, people who are retarted and or evolved in their own way

eric is very special

by peanutbutter77 April 26, 2019

Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.

"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."

by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019

Chojnacki special

Where you shit in a walmart bag and jizz into the same bag and put in on your lovers head

Michael gave julie a chojnacki special

by Joker6669 May 8, 2019