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Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
mugGet the Jerk off and smoke Newportsmug.

dragon smoking smoking dragon gif

gif of the dragon from dragon ball smoking a cigar dragon
"dragon smoking smoking dragon gif"
"shut the fuck up"
"an argument between these 24 would be priceless"
"dragon"
by The Real Tapi December 11, 2022
mugGet the dragon smoking smoking dragon gifmug.

smoke too tough

When your bitch is too bad, your swag is too different, so much so that someone might make an attempt in your life - that's when you're smoking too tough

i.e. what happened to our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ
Techno Mechanicus Musk, you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you
by ItFeltSoReal April 21, 2024
mugGet the smoke too toughmug.

Smoked Fam

Ok, so Smoked Fam is a Streets Group that is way better than this ass group called "YOULOSE". Another thing is, it has A LOT of admin abuse whereas they mute some mad lads. Overall, this is the best Streets Group.
by PRIVATE ENCOUNTERS October 4, 2020
mugGet the Smoked Fammug.

Choke smoke hold

A girl takes a hit of any kind of smoke and the guy chokes her while she holds it in.
“ We were having sex and he told me to take a hit and hold it in while he choked me, it was so hot, I think I’m going to call it Choke smoke hold
by Little cheese pies March 23, 2021
mugGet the Choke smoke holdmug.

Forbidden Smoke Dragon

While giving head hit a vape and blow the cloud out on the base of the shaft while in your mouth smoke should exit mouth and nose resembling a firey dragon... Watch them eyes.
Come on baby please blow me a forbidden Smoke dragon on my dick!
by Midnight majik December 29, 2022
mugGet the Forbidden Smoke Dragonmug.

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