by HowardUrStupid September 14, 2023

A Starbucks name is the name you give someone when your real name is very common or similar to other names and is often misheard.
Why did you give the barista "Matt" as your name when your real name is "Ben"?
Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.
Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.
by phrmashwrma May 6, 2024

by 459395 March 10, 2022

Urban Dictionary's signature importance in cultural society, but that gives it too much credit.
While a name is a faux-birthmark, UD writers seem to think that your name defines who you are. Essentially the only purpose of names on this website is to give an ego-boost to anyone who searches their own name up and to buy it as a mug.
While a name is a faux-birthmark, UD writers seem to think that your name defines who you are. Essentially the only purpose of names on this website is to give an ego-boost to anyone who searches their own name up and to buy it as a mug.
Example 1: "Dude, I just wrote something great about myself on Urban Dictionary under my name!" the man said gleefully. "Go fuck yourself", the other replied, fully aware this person is ruining the Urban Dictionary website (as if it had any sort of reputation anyway).
Example 2: "While, the, name is a faux-birthmark", a man spoke to himself, as he wrote up the definition of 'Name' on Urban Dictionary in order to appear meta and hip. In actuality, nothing he has written in the last 3 minutes has contributed anything to society and will probably never be seen.
Example 2: "While, the, name is a faux-birthmark", a man spoke to himself, as he wrote up the definition of 'Name' on Urban Dictionary in order to appear meta and hip. In actuality, nothing he has written in the last 3 minutes has contributed anything to society and will probably never be seen.
by ElijahPepe September 8, 2020

These people typically have exceptional skills, accomplishments, and status within a particular field or society. Often these people are seen as elite compared to Lion fans named JoJo, and deserve rewards like slushes at random.
by packer fan 1008 December 1, 2023

a rabbithole of names is something on this very website
when you search up a name like "john" you get results, which are overly positive of that said name
when you search up a name like "john" you get results, which are overly positive of that said name
very bored guy: hmmmmmm, i'll search my own name up.
very bored guy: wow that quite nice of them.
very bored guy: what about zach?
a few minutes later...
very bored guy: i think i got stuck in the rabbithole of names
very bored guy: wow that quite nice of them.
very bored guy: what about zach?
a few minutes later...
very bored guy: i think i got stuck in the rabbithole of names
by rk092 December 9, 2023

A moniker that's infantilizing.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
