*Watches horror movie*
Friend 1: "What a monster!"
Friend 2: "No, that's not a monster. We are monsters"
Friend 1: "What a monster!"
Friend 2: "No, that's not a monster. We are monsters"
by bobbygivemebackmyfivedollars April 22, 2020
Get the Monstermug. I am become this.
Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."
Iam "..........."
Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."
Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."
Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"
Iam "..........."
Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."
Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."
Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
Get the Mud Monstermug. The true depiction of god. The snack of the demons. Walkers sensations thai sweet chilli with a monster ultra white or red. Inspired by past flings this is a joyous combination of both spice and recollection.
by Lonely celyn May 10, 2018
Get the monster & sensationsmug. A male who sexually abuses and exploits children and teens (online). An immoral man-child who needs to grow up. A man that hides himself in trash, and behind screens because he’s a bitch. A trashy-ass pedophile with no respect for his community and the innocent children whom live in it. A old washed-up ass bitch in his 30’s. A very very very ugly man.
Person A: Have you heard of Cookie Monster?
Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!
Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.
Person B: I second that!
Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!
Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.
Person B: I second that!
by Josiejustcute October 18, 2021
Get the Cookie Monstermug. by aphantomdolphin June 3, 2018
Get the Tab Monstermug. A person who is pluged in like a reffrigator and is always on and loves the thought of money got a great heart and shows love to everybody and fucks with everybody tough
by SloanBone February 14, 2021
Get the Monstermug. A seven-foot-tall blue penis-shaped creature that steals people's gugubirus. He only appears at night and preys on unsuspecting victims. His first confirmed sighting occured in the country of Chin-Kwanistan on the 23rd of October, 2024.
"Bro🤔🤔 just now I see gugubiru monster bro😱😱😱😮😮😮😮😭😭😭🔥🔥 at the 马路 bro😩🤔🤔 and he say STOPP😱😱🛑✋✋✋✋ STOP NOW✋✋✋✋😈😈 STOPPPPP🔥😡😡😡😡😡 and say he want to keel me bro 🔪🔪🩸😱😨😨😨🔥"
"I am a hacker I love to suck gugubiru monster gyatt"
"I am a hacker I love to suck gugubiru monster gyatt"
by SigmaGeneric December 4, 2024
Get the Gugubiru Monstermug.