March 6th

Gf/Bf names that start with A C I or M get tickled to death by there Gf/Bf without the following letters starting in their name

Bf: what's today?

Gf: March 6th

Gf: your time has come goodbye
(GF tickles BF to death bc bf name starts with m)
R.I.P. Michael

by Broccoli heheh March 5, 2025

March 23

People born on that day are really gay people but they hide it by dating with women

1:Hey Jesse ur birthday is march 23 how about that

Jesse: I love you

1: what

by Deez nutz in ur mouth November 25, 2021

March 14

National lick your bestfriends butthole day

OMG itś march 14 bestie come here!!!

by lmbat December 15, 2022

17th March

national no-nestle day

you: would you like some of my kitkat?
me: no bro
you: huh why not
me: its 17th march, also fuck nestle anyway

by deliveryduel March 9, 2023

Henry march

Henry march is a bitch

He also likes war thunder

Person: “Yo henry march whas good”
Henry march: “meow :3”

by BEWUOAKSNWK April 17, 2023

March 1

If you are born on March 1st, you smell gross. Please take a shower, I can smell your stench from across the room.

dude, that person smells nasty!
yeah, they were probably born on March 1.

by absolutely aphrodite November 25, 2021

Harrison High School marching band

A place of craziness and winning first place sometimes

Is that Harrison High School marching band

Ye

by Thepersonoverhere October 27, 2019