March 16

Give your gf a Kiss day. If You don't give your gf a Kiss before 2pm she gets to slap you as hard as she wants on your face.

gf "Hey it's march 16th right?"
bf "Yeah, why?"
gf "What time is it?"
bf "2:01"
gf *slaps across face*

by Vivionna March 16, 2022

March 16

f*ck your crush day (make sure he has a big d*ck too)!!!
f*ck your crush because it is national fuck your crush day

boy: wanna f*ck its March 16
girl: only if you have a big d*ck

by school_is_awesome March 16, 2022

March 16

Prank your sibling day!

To get back at your siblings on March 16.

by Number1! March 16, 2022

March 17th

The national appreciation day for an amazing boy that deserves the world, and even more!

"Y'know it's March 17th!"
"Yeah what about it"

"We have to appreciate Ade!!"

by Acer3e March 16, 2022

march 32

there is not in fact a march 32

you: hey its march 32

person: no its not

by lily your mum March 16, 2022

March 18

National hug your crush day!

You: *hugs them*
Crush: what was that for?
You: it’s March 18!

by G28391jjiw March 17, 2022

March 17th

March 17th is national ask your crush out day.

Hey, it’s March 17th will you go out with me

by Jonnyhamsarny March 17, 2022