March 26

People born on march 26 are either really hot or extremely hot and most of the women are fruity

These people are guaranteed to grow up as a milf/dilf

Friend: is your mom born on march 26?
Me: yes
Friend: your mom is a total milf!

by Burn baby burn! March 22, 2022

March 23

Grab your best friend ass however many times

Since today is march 23, I can grab your ass,
March 23 is grab your besties ass day

by i-!-i March 23, 2022

March 24

Kiss your gf/bf on the lips

Thomas: kisses amy on the lips*
Amy: what was that for?
Thomas: it’s National kiss your gf day
Amy: oh yeah I forgot

It’s march 24th go kiss ur gf/bf

by Naruto_2009 March 23, 2022

March 23-24

RIANN appreciation day
Because riann (the one and only good spelling) is the best, and so cool, we can all agree, riann. Is. The. Best.

March 23-24: the days in between the 22nd and 25th of March

by Urmomslov3r March 23, 2022

March

Smell sooo bad, often referred to as smelling of poo

Ew is that girl born in march she stinks

by Reonald March 23, 2022

March 24

Apologise to Patrick's mum day.
I am sorry that that was inappropriate. Surprisingly that was the safest one to choose as people always make them really rude. Once again I am sorry.

March 24: I am sorry

by 12344556789 March 24, 2022

March 24

I Apologise to Patrick's mum
I'm sorry for putting that into the groupchat. I put one on every day but people always edit them and make them rude, so surprisingly that was the most non rude version. Once again I am sorry😔

March 24: I am sorry for that. Please dont throw out my mug

by 12344556789 March 24, 2022