eskimo sister in law

A girl that has fucked your eskimo brother but not you

Bro, I was about to get with this chick but she fucked Chad.

Dude, never fuck your eskimo sister in laws. That's almost incest.

by Callmedad42 July 22, 2017

Princess Pedestal Law

In the event one person, preferably female, is seen being harassed by unknown person(s) is to automatically assume that the harassers are male, anti-feminists, gamer gate, ect. Even when the evidence is proven that the harasser is not male, anti-feminist, gamer gate, ect.

A tumblr feminist assumes that the hate asks she receives are by a male blogger, even though the harassing blogger is clearly seen to being female. This is the example of Princess Pedestal Law.

by tikibomber July 3, 2015

Karamazov Law

Karamazov law states that 'the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.'

You may believe that Chad and Sarah has a perfect relationship but Karamazov law begs to differ

by asc0614 January 7, 2021

Newton's 247th law

Defines that zombies cannot exist on Earth.

"For every zombie, there is an equal and opposite re-zombie." - Newton's 247th law.

by eK Selent January 18, 2010

No Fag Left Behind Law

Society is not happy with kids growing up straight anymore, so they must put them through numerous bullshit encounters with fake-happy cocksuckers. If a child chooses to be straight, which is normal and humane, he or she is forced, by the media, to endure the belly-aches that come from watching and reading about fags and how it is OK to suck cock, even if you have a mustache.

You only think you like girls, Johnny. According to the new NFLB Law, you must watch MTV and other fag channels before you can be a real boy and play Baseball or Football.

by w.yokum March 14, 2005

Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity

The physical property was discovered by the MCHS senior class of 2011 while observing their colleague, Truman. It was determine that his own natural attraction to swag also branches out to people around him so they attract swag while in his general vicinity.

1: Nigga, where'd you get all that swag!?
2: Haven't you heard of Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity?
1: Damn, you been hanging with Truman? Lucky asshole! >.<

by OiiKii September 29, 2011

Newton's 3rd law in existence

When you try to do something, you cannot, because there is a relatively negative action, that does not allow you to do it. (-1+1=0) Therefore, proving the non existence of earth and all of mankind.

Dude: Ayo, ever heard of the Newton's 3rd law in existence that doesn't make sense?

The other dude: No?

Dude: When humans try to walk, another negative action or force should be present to disable him from walking. So, humans are not even suppose to move in the first place.

by Urgae6969 February 19, 2022