Joe king

The self appointed name of every person who makes a joke and doesn't want to get the shit kicked outta them for it

"whats the difference between a catholic priest and a clothing drive?
with the priest the boys pants are only half off!"

"dude i was fucked by a priest against my will"

"im just joe king!"

by GattToDaChoppa December 30, 2020

King Herps

1) very large Herpes know at times to explode during sex

Jubjub: Fuck you!

Becky: no, no, their just King herps

Jubjub: i know bitch Kyle died fucking a bitch with King Herps blew his dick into his skull

by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011

That King Kong

Another word for Platinum Vodka. A hard white liquor that will bring another side of a person out.

Yo Jimmy, after 2 double shots of that king kong, Jay was sleeping under a car.

by John Dickerson April 23, 2010

King Tuck

A "King Tuck" is when you take your boner, or a semi-hard dick, and tuck it into the waist band of your boxers, or pants, so that the head is peeking out of your pants.

"Yo wasn't that girl mad hot?"
"Yeah, she got me so hard tha i had to do King Tuck so she wouldn't see!"

by B0N3H3AD November 5, 2009

remnant king

To master the are of leaving a piece of excrement in the toilet after you have flushed.

Picture rollin' in for your daily newpaper sitting. You have had your second cup of coffee & are growing a tail. Time to go relieve yourself. You open the door to your favorite stall & bam! A big old nugget sits there, with no toilet paper & no discolored water. All you can do is laugh, because the 'remnant king' has struck again.

by Geoff Thompson September 8, 2008

King Nutty

To place one's balls upon another's forehead whilst they are sleeping.
Taking a picture IS mandatory!

Wingler got King Nuttied in his sleep

by AC April 7, 2003

sauce king

Ruler of all sauce. Probably has ice in his veins and balls out. Can't be stopped once he starts hitting 3s. Clutch. cooks up on the court.

I was the sauce king last night, couldn't miss my shot.

by SplashHooper March 25, 2017