National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

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It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

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You have to pack a few Adrians before you get a Alisson

You have to get with a few ugly/average person before you can get with the best of the best most attractive ones

The term relates to the packing of a player on ultimate Fifa with adrian being a much worse rating then Alisson and Alisson being the best of the best.

“Hey man I kissed this really bad looking girl last night my game is soo off”
“Remember what I said bro you have to pack a few adrians before you get a alisson”

by Alissonbeckerthegoat May 25, 2022

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I have found your IP address

I have found your IP Address

by Br0kenC0re May 28, 2022

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timothee chalamet and soobin have the same lover??

the lover is sabeen jahan

person: omg timothee chalamet and soobin have the same lover?? i wonder who it is
sabeen jahan: its me losers

by sardine <3 March 21, 2022

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Girls who have dirty bongs

The sexiest women to walk the earth have the dirtiest bongs. Why? You ask. Well, let me tell you.

They aren’t afraid of getting, “down and dirty” if ya know what I mean. *wink*

Also, nothing can choke us. NOTHING. So get that grip harder momma.

Wow, girls who have dirty bongs are so sexy.

by Joannelily March 28, 2022

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