her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

A nigga who has a switch, but just don't give a single fuck a'bout it. one of those niggas who buy a switch to be top shit, but aint really shit at all.
by ARealNigga524 November 16, 2019

by Dumbass kitten July 12, 2022

by Yasquaxity_ April 12, 2022

by Created by Mariah Elizabeth September 4, 2021

When the person you're communicating with pretends they are going to sleep to get off the phone with you so they can hangout with someone they like more.
I got fake-slept on by Nicole last night. She said she could barely keep her eyes and then ans hour later Jeff saw her at the bar with Ricky.
by donglethegreat June 24, 2023

A newspeak term used by the mainstream media in an attempt to convince you that what you are seeing with your own eyes and ears isn't real, so that four years later they can make money off of books about how the public was deceived. (See Biden Presidency, See LA ICE Riots)
When Biden said on live TV during the national debate that he defeated Medicaid, this was a cheap fake that never really happened. Video footage of protestors burning cars while waving Mexican flags in LA were cheap fakes because they happened on a Saturday night and were broadcast on the Sunday news. Therefore there is no rioting in LA.
by PhreakStorm June 13, 2025
