Vending Machine Drunk 

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

Vending Machine Drunk by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010

commode-hugging drunk 

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

commode-hugging drunk by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2010

full body drunk 

Being drunk enough that leaning back in one's chair/stool/seat is necessary to consume further quantities of liquor.

Dude, you're full body drunk. You nearly fell off your seat taking that last shot.

full body drunk by c_real_deal July 26, 2010

Heritage Classic Drunk 

1) A state of being/mind involved when attending the 2011 Heritage Classic, (a premier outdoor NHL hockey event) but may transcend into all social events.

2) The pinnacle of inebriation.

I've never seen a guy eat a paper plate before. He was Heritage Classic drunk.

Heritage Classic Drunk by Jon Guitar March 6, 2011

Holy fuckin Drunk 

A total and divine state of utter inebriation,usually obtained after an entire year of alcoholism

"jesus christ,that trip to lake powell really started off my year of heavenly drunkeness....Holy fuckin Drunk!

Holy fuckin Drunk by Alkie_preist89 November 4, 2011

Taxi Cab Drunk 

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

Taxi Cab Drunk by Impaler August 27, 2013

Stealth Morning Drunk 

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.

Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.

Stealth Morning Drunk by BunnySMG February 12, 2015