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from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011
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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.
Mark: Wow Marcus, how was your day?
Marcus: This website uses cookies to enhance user experience and to analyze performance and traffic on our website. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media, advertising and analytics partners. Use of this site is subject to our terms of service.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
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At least it's not the Cookies

cookies is a replacement for twins who no one actually likes
"I have to hang out with Rebecca tomorrow"
"At least it's not the cookies"
by BitchInRed April 4, 2020
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Stairwell Cookie

Stairwell Cookie refers to the symbol that deeply represents connectivity, wholesomeness, and deep goodness.

Stairwell Cookie is the name of a legacy who was taken from this world too early. Stairwell Cookie was located in plain sight and in our hearts, but camouflaged in a way that mirrors the way we camouflage our own true selves.

Stairwell Cookie was left on the stairwell handrail for weeks alone. It's devastating. Stairwell Cookie studied Hope at Onondaga Community College. Stairwell Cookie, while working on his degree in Hope, was kidnapped. Only two know who did the deed, and one is Stairwell Cookie, who was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie met Diane Cookie at the Little Debbie Processing Factory. Stairwell Cookie and Diane Cookie hoped to have a large family. Unfortunately, he was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie spent his time enjoying favorite hobbies such as bringing peace and joy to anyone and everyone he met, doing charity work, and other noble acts and selfless deeds.

Stairwell Cookie is survived by Diane Cookie. She would like the world to know that she keeps their wrapper to sleep with at night because, "it still smells like you".

In lieu of flowers, the Diane Cookie requests donations be made to The Hells Angels Fund, which he felt strongly about.
I felt I was at the end of my rope, got down on my knees, prayed, opened my eyes, and there was Stairwell Cookie.
by Diane Cookie February 1, 2024
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Easter cookie

A bitch who “apologizes” but then tries to hurt people again
Person A: do you know easter cookie
Person b: yeah she’s a bitch who “apologizes” to hurt people again
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Cookie Wookie

When you visit the bakery section of a grocery store and purposely cut a fart on baked goods and/or placing public hair on the goods.
Dude, that old lady just cut in front of me in the checkout line!! Don't worry man...see that birthday cake in her cart? I gave it a cookie wookie when she want lookin
by ShillyBop November 18, 2025
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