bag-sag

When your scrotum hangs farther from your body than normal. mostly happens when you have a fever or overheated.

I hate running with bag-sag, I always end up with sore nuts and a brused leg.

by brater May 5, 2008

bag of crabs

a stinking cesspool of venereal and sexually transmitted diseases. also known as a walking bag of crabs.

that walking bag of crabs left your crib this morning?!? good luck, motherfucker . . .

by avisualperson November 8, 2007

Douche Bagged

Douche Bagged

(Adj.) Douche Bagged: When some one acts like a complete Douche Bag to you for no apparent reason.

When you try to hold a serious conversation, and the other conversationalist is totally opposing.

(guy1)Hey bro I was thinking about joining the army!

(guy2)You're all hot to join after I did, why is that? Don't you have a mind of your own?

(guy)I just lost everything!

(guy2)Well aren't you just a pessimistic martyr!

(guy1 to himself)Man! I just totally got Douche Bagged!

by kamel_reds December 12, 2009

Cherry Bag

Female version of a tea bag. Also known as a bliss kiss or pooch smooch.

Man Melissa totally cherry bagged Nathan last night after her and Barry were done!!

by SlickToxin August 9, 2010

Tool bag

ball sack

Tool is to Dick as Tool bag is to Ball Bag.

by Tom Roofer June 22, 2010

Douche Bag

A sports bag that has strings to tighten the top, used by kids who think they are gangsta or cool.

kid 1: why the hell are you wearing that ugly as douche bag backpack.
"cool kid": cas i look gangsta man.
kid 1: man im gonna beat your ass that shit is so ugly.

by Boeydude February 14, 2008

Taco in a bag

A warm tortilla, slightly mushy, filled with meat, cheese, and shit. It is placed in a bag and masked with "taco odors" to confuse any possible consumer of such disgusting smegma and turtle shit in a bag. Often sold at schools, because no one else in their right mind would actually buy this shit. Possible uses: fertilizer, laxitive, or a blunt weapon.

I took a bite of this taco in a bag, it tastes like shit. Want it?

Okay...it smells alright...OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Aww, sick, flowers are growing in my mouth.

by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004