Apple

Apple It's a fucking fruit what do you expect!!! It's red, green or yellow if it's purple it's a fucking plume!

The seeds contain cyanide too so don't be a dead ass retard and eat them like your grandparents eat each other's asses!!!

So what have we learned from this!? That the apple ain't as appetizing anymore is it? Maybe because your thinking of your grandparents fucking. Damn your fucking gross why would you think of that!!!?
No no, you know what!?

Let's stop talking about apples...
Let's talk about you...

Did you look up Apples because your depression is making you feel suicidal and after you feel that way you have slight euphoria and look up dumb shit or are you just stoned?
Either one...

You still looked up what a fucking Apple is.

Hits blunt*
Deadass 1: Bruh what is an Apple????
Tom: Idk bruh let's look it up on your cellular smartphone.

by Im Worthless :) June 7, 2018

adam's apple sauce

In reference to what's left from an old man's adam's apple. It is no longer a hard lump in the throat but a mush.

"Old man I'll karate chop in your adam's apple sauce!"

by portablepotty January 12, 2013

Apple Pudding

(verb) When someone is being filmed, but is looking at the camera.

Director: Hey, you extras need to stop apple pudding or I’ll replace you!

by A1burt December 4, 2020

Apple

Makes mustard

Friend: i want some mustard for my hotdog

Me: *sqeezes apple*

Friend: 🗿

Apple hey apple

by Regidrago January 22, 2021

Jazz your Apples

To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them

Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples

by no02345t6 September 20, 2023

korean apple

when a bitch is blowing you and she goes to suck on the nut but she bites it like an apple

have you ever had a korean apple?

so this bitch was giving me a korean apple right and i screamed?

by redalpaca April 18, 2014

Apple

•The most lucky thing on this earth

•Properly used between Ben Hardy and Joe Mazzelo’s mouths

“I wish I could be that apple”
“They’re really craving for that apple, aren’t they”

by realfanofthis November 22, 2018