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Jake would cry

This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.
Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow

Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is
by Womack April 24, 2023
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Jake Relation

one sexy man no girl has turned down
by jakerel25 May 9, 2021
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jake

jake is mean and stares at people. his best friend is black lowkey toxic
“jake sucks
lol i guess so
by sciencelinks February 28, 2020
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Jake

A person who is very caring, sweet, and very trustworthy.

They deal with a lot of "Myrah-Related" in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They are very good at opening up about things, and making people feel included>:D.

They do trust many people and are always ready to show their love!:D

If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of cuddles/hugs! They can be very adorable at times, and they are very hot (you didn't get this from me!). When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them, because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone because they love you!:D

Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them. Get ready for lots of fun hehe!

Myrah: You know that new dude Jake?
Claire: He is like so hot!
Jake is a very special moment.
by MissMatchDefinitions March 7, 2023
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Jake

a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.
that guy is the Jake of pretending he knows whats going on.
by pissyasshole1 August 8, 2023
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Jakeing it

When a man is jerking off aggressively and proceeds to get friction burn on his penis
by Homebody37 June 13, 2025
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Jake Paulers

The group of 5 year olds that follow jake paul and slowly become cancer until they stop watching him
Guy 1: Hey dude did you hear all of my kids are jake paulers.

Guy 2: *clocks gun* cancer extermination time.
by ParadoxD November 15, 2019
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