Dad

Someone who disciplines their spoiled fuck tard kids.

fucktard spoiled kid: get me a hype bar

Dad: sure son:)

by Ifykykokqy April 15, 2020

dad

the person that left to get the milk and didn't come back

kid: mommy wheres dad

mom: he left to get the milk

by imdoingthisin.school.dont.tell November 23, 2021

Dad bf

a fat hairy obese neckbeard discord mod that has bad breath and a receding hairline. they usually weigh over 400 lbs and have LOTS of body hair and acne. that’s basically what a dad bf is.

he weighs 638 lbs, smells bad and doesn’t shower .. he’s such a dad bf.

by angelicdoll111 September 21, 2023

Ghost Dad

To be sexually assaulted by a “ghost.” (Reference: movie, sexual assault case).

So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.

Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.

I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.

Please make me cum ghost dad!

by Hamborenganymustrdre November 11, 2021

Dad

Literally The King Of Buying Milk.

Dad:*Goes Out To Buy Milk*
Me: Dad? Where Are You Going?
Dad: Going to buy some milk
Me: Ok
*15 years later*
Dad: Im back. I have 1,847,173,473,208 boxes of milk.
Me: nani

by ur mom 😎 December 21, 2021

dad fact

That weird random bit of information that a Dad will suddenly drop on you after you ask a fairly simple question. And is almost always 100% correct.

Me: why do international pilots need to know English?

Dad: It is actually called Aviation English. It was implemented because of a really bad plane crash back in the 1970's caused partly by language issues.
Me: *Googles it, sees hes correct* that's a Dad Fact!

by Mydadmadethisup September 9, 2018

Dad

In black (nigger) culture, dad is a fictional character many dream of one day meeting. It is also a high belief among the black community that dads are just a rumor started by big government propaganda to make them feel more out of place for not having one.

Black guy1: aye nigga I hear ya found ur dad.

Black guy2: nah nigga I bet you belief in tha toof fairy too, dumb nigga.

by Jacklinksfoolya December 22, 2020