dad-sharp

As sharp as your dad used to keep his knives― sharp but kind of dull, for safety. Not as sharp as grandpa-sharp.
With this you could cut a medium-soft cheese with some effort!

"Dude, put the knife down, it's sharp!"

"No worries, its just dad-sharp."

by kinru July 17, 2019

Jamie's dad

Jamie's dad is probably the sexiest man known to ever exist. He has curves in all the right places and has no limit to his power. As you could probably tell by his name, he is the father of Jamie. Because of this Jamie is his son. Which means that they are both connected through love.

Mason: Jamie's dad is an absolute baddie
Jamie: Shut the fuck up Mason

by Mster105 April 24, 2023

dAd pOo

Normally called a logger,reeks and is one of the #worst ones

Although MY mum is 5% worse

“Dad-I need the toilet

Mum-we’re getting a divorce
Me-at least it means I don’t have to smell THAT whopper of a dAd pOo

by Weird fish weird bishhh September 1, 2019

nymex dad

no one knows where he at

yo wheres nymex dad

by 12345678wertyufghjvbnm, April 13, 2021

Melanin Dad

From ChatGPT: The term "melanin dad" is sometimes used as a term of endearment for a Black father.

Jaquavius is such a melanin dad.

by BeezaCM September 11, 2023

Dads before lads

The unwritten law that your dad should always become before bros (male friends).

Frank: Are you still available to help me out tomorrow?
Brian: Sorry dude, but my dad just asked me to go on a motorcycle trip tomorrow.
Frank: No problem bro, dads before lads!

by EluminateNL May 20, 2020

my dad

my dad is a man who is like my girl friend have not seen for 15 years in other word my dad is unexisting

teacher: i am calling your dad

me :i have not seen my dad for 15 years

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020