Yapperoni Pizza

when you ask somebody a simple question, but instead they end up going off topic and talking nonsense.

all i did was ask her what her favorite thing to do is, then she started talking about her past trauma told her i didnt order a Yapperoni Pizza

by Zacharythebest November 29, 2024

Pizza

Pizza=life

Hey do you want some pizza

Yes pizza is my life

by A.n.n.e.l.i.e.s. October 27, 2018

Pizza Flu

When you eat so much pizza that you become physically sick.

Did you hear about Jack? He got the pizza flu.

by JimmyKangCornDog December 23, 2015

Pizza Sitting

Where you take one slice out of a pizza pie and then sit on the remaining pie (with the missing slice lined up between your legs) and then cum in the empty slice spot. You can also eat said slice while cumming or cum onto the slice to feed to someone or have sex on the pie so long as someone is sitting on the pizza pie as described above.

Man what’s going on with that pizza pie?! Oh yeah, my roommate Dan has a serious pizza sitting fetish. Third one this week. SMH

by SparksJoy January 1, 2022

Hillbilly Pizza

When you eat your Cousin's ass while she's on her period and has acne on her but cheeks.

"Saucey with a touch of peperoni"

- Some redneck.... probably

I would rather have a Hillbilly Pizza than eat your creampie Charlie.

by Mako (Pussy) Tsunami March 22, 2023

Cock-Pizza

When you're doing missionary and you lay your sexual partner down on their back and slap down the following ingredients on their belly/cock and or tits.

-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples

Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza

Geo: Bro I just did a cock-pizza on myself yesterday

Stella: I did not need to know that.

by The-Foreskin-Hamburglar June 19, 2023

Pizza

A girl that delivers herself to men shes met on dating sites for sex.

Omg Emma is such a Pizza, I'm not like Emma #notapizza

by anonymous July 10, 2023