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Monkey Assholes

I ordered a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and monkey assholes
by x11198109v0 November 20, 2022
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asshole

an asshole is someone who won't shut the fuck up and also stupid as fuck. they are also dick heads who nitpick others for their own entertainment.

or it could be the hole your shit comes out of
he's such an asshole

my asshole is exploding
by dababy convertable July 20, 2021
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Asshole type hat

when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin
Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat
by AndrewsAss January 2, 2023
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asshole

the middle of the ass crack where your shit comes out of
“OMG MY ASSHOLE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE AFTER TACOBELL
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Asshole

Sonny marion man who treats everyone as lesser beings
Your an asshole
by Qwertiou! September 4, 2018
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Asshole Bias

The tendency to dislike or disapprove of someone’s actions, regardless of their nature, once they’ve been widely deemed an "asshole" by others and their inconsiderate behavior has solidified your personal dislike for them. Even when you recognize that you engage in similar behavior—behavior that isn't inherently rude or malicious—you’ll still feel disproportionate annoyance or anger toward their actions.
"I know I can be a bit loud in public sometimes, but when Sonya raises her voice like that, it triggers my asshole bias—I just can't stand her doing it, even though it's something I’ve done myself."

"I’ll admit, I sometimes text during movies, but when Mark does it, it drives me crazy. His constant texting just sets off my asshole bias"
by McLovin17# January 7, 2025
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