A Wyoming Sampson occurs you take your slippery cum slut to Chick Fil A and order a 30 count nugget with 9 packs of zesty Buffalo sauce. After you receive your order, you park behind the Chick Fil A, and proceed to stick your Lyndon B into her badunkadonk. While doing buttsex, you forcefully slip the Nuggets into her mouth, one by one, full of zesty Buffalo sauce. To spice things up, you can also put the sauce onto your Johnson to allow for full posterior pleasure.
“My bitch asked me to take her on a fancy date, so I pulled up to Chick Fil A and Wyoming sampson’d dat ass.”
by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022
Get the Wyoming Sampsonmug. by Moonlightlx July 27, 2020
Get the Wyomingmug. by slappybullworm January 30, 2025
Get the Wyoming tubingmug. As fake as transgender
by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022
Get the Wyomingmug. When you remove your used condom, save it, and reinsert it when the girl is on her period. From there you proceed to throw it against the wall so it sticks.
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
Get the Wyoming Wet Sockmug. When a woman from Wyoming can use her words to rip a man's heart out, pull his soul from his throat and right when the man feels he is about to die, put everything back and give him crazy eyes. Make him fear for his life. Then tell him, "everything is fine" and make him paranoid till he is almost on the brink of feeling shell shocked. Then tell him she loves him.
by A scared man November 26, 2023
Get the Wyoming meanmug. by BobbyBBob October 12, 2019
Get the Wyomingmug.