Thor

My bf

I love thor

by Noika May 6, 2019

Thor

A nice guy that has powers almost beyond human understanding, he always has lots of waman that like to ride on his mega schlong, he is shapen like a bodybuilder and on his weakest he will be able to lift three tons, if youre blessed by the fact that he knows u be exstremly happy, although his name is close to thot he only make the best of hoes.

Man i wish i was more like Thor hes the greatest

by Kroeken1 April 26, 2021

Thor

Chris Hemsworth

Thor is hot

by Thor'Gf November 23, 2021

The Thor

When a girl/boy dresses up as the Greek god Thor and proceeds to sit on a hammer

Oh my god, this girl sent me a video of hare doing “The Thor” last night it was awesome.

by Beboop123 June 23, 2020

Thor Skywalker

Talking to other women pretending your partner doesnt exist only for them to get sent screenshots

I told him to do the thor Skywalker and he started messaging other females telling them I didn't exist

by Dictionary man of the world May 18, 2021

Thor's Hammer Dilemma

(n) When a sole character uses a trait or object that needs a specific criterion to be met in order for it to be used or wielded, when in actuality many other characters possess the same criteria and thus should be able to also use or wield it. Case in point, Marvel's Thor and his hammer, Mjolnir.

Becomes more glaring when characters who should be able to use the trait or object are shown to not be able to.

Jake: "I have a sword that can only be used by those with a pure heart, great wisdom, and the pursuit of justice. You can try to use it Lloyd, but I doubt you'll muster it..."

Oh. Well, Lloyd also has those attributes, he's honestly better than Jake in terms of wisdom, so he should be able to use that sword.

Lloyd: "Urgh! I can't pick it up!"

Are you fucking kidding me... Another Thor's Hammer Dilemma? Can't these writer's just make these weapons work via DNA or make the surrounding characters less similar?

by theonewhoflops September 20, 2025