Stink Wink

When you moon somebody and fart and your butthole winks when it opens to release the fart.
Fart stank butthole greetings

As tom rounded the corner and I gave him the stink wink.

by BAMFbitch June 14, 2016

sushi wink

When a woman's legs are closed but her va ja ja is peeking ta da sushi wink

watching porn 'cmon lets see that sushi wink'

by Mrs Lego February 1, 2016

Crust Wink

Crust wink... Morning eye crust which causes you to wink to get the crust out first thing when you arise.

Uncle Marty assumed that Aunt Cindy was winking at him first thing in the morning. Come to find out- just a crust wink. 😉

by CoCo75 December 8, 2019

wink-brained

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.

Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.

by bronobar July 12, 2021

The Drink Wink

The twitch that you get in your eye whenever you take a deep sip of a very strong alcoholic drink. A sure sign that a bartender knows how to properly value the portions of their mixers.

Tina: what the hell is that, your eye....

Elliott: its the drink wink, this is so strong, but its so good I cant stop drinking it

by CrazinWill October 11, 2014

Wrinkle Winks

The wrinkles on one's anus that resembles crow's feet when someone winks... only on your buthole

Man, my wrinkle winks are itchy from whipping my ass with that Poison Oak.

by Pat the Plant January 6, 2011

tinky wink

When a tella tubby-like man/woman shows itself to you during a traumatic sleep-paralysis episode, and as a result, your asshole can't stop winking like one of the creatures glossy, artificial eyes.

I can't imagine what the toilet sees while my stink is tinky wink-ing.

by nofaceoz October 12, 2021