Cold Weather

A term used when you want someone to completly break their wrists, go fucking blind, and get ptsd for the rest of their life when they here AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

guy one: hey play cold weather
other guy:*bass plays* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL WHEN IM STARING AT MY SCREEN AT 4AM TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP

by Karrot01 November 13, 2021

Norwegian weather

Another phrase for really bad weather. Its obvious origin is the typical weather of Norway, a small country in northern Europe. Norwegian weather can refer to cold weather, heavy rain or wind, snow, or any combination of these (most common)

Eivind: Wanna go out for a beer?
Zari: I was thinking about it, but I can hear the wind and the rain out there
Eivind: True, that's some Norwegian weather right there

by Bøtta November 28, 2018

Peanut's Weather

A gloomy day similar to the weather on a Charlie Brown cartoon.

We're having Peanut's weather again today, its so dreary I just want to stay in.

by Jinde Kush October 15, 2014

Cribbage Weather

Sometimes its a nice day, sometimes shitty, but its always a good day for cribbage.

Alyssa - call your Dad and set up a game!

How’s the weather there. It’s cribbage weather

by AllDavesRock February 26, 2023

weather gasm

An orgasm brought on by the excitement of great/perfect weather conditions.

Have you been outside today? The weather is so amazing that I had a weather gasm!

by Tatertog16 October 31, 2015

weather pledge

when you are a pledge in a fraternity who must give daily weather reports to the brothers.

its 8am where thee fuck is my report weather pledge!

by pledgeboy October 10, 2022

Helmet Weather

A motorcyclist's term for when the weather conditions are so miserable that it is a good idea to ride with a helmet.

Holy shit, I don't want to have to admit it, but now that it is 30 degrees and snowing I think this it is finally helmet weather.

by motorcyclerider September 30, 2010