a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.
by Stacey Stacey July 11, 2021
Get the vampire weekendmug. (n): that time period after which you return to your normal routine of work or school usually after the weekend and you see an extraordinary amount of people have received a haircut; most commonly observed after breaks or three-day weekends
Person A: "Dude! There's like three people in this class that got a haircut this weekend. WTFFFFF"
Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."
Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."
by 4n4nn1 August 16, 2012
Get the Haircut Weekendmug. by Philip Schuchman October 8, 2008
Get the Weekend Visitormug. When upperclassmen college girls revert back the their whorish frosh tendencies upon the return of male recent alumni to campus.
Pharmacy Technician (Saturday morning): What happened last night at that college next door?? Plan-B is flying off the shelf this morning!
Pharmacist: Must be Homecuming Weekend...
Pharmacist: Must be Homecuming Weekend...
by Bobby Burncoat October 31, 2012
Get the Homecuming Weekendmug. A weekend away from inhibitions, when either a man or woman (mostly men) can explore same sex relations without being labeled gay or bi-sexual. Usually just an excuse to indulge into ones preferred sexual preference.
Tim said his wife lets him he bang anyone he wants on his Pirate Weekend, why does he always bang Dave?
by NoBueno615 April 21, 2021
Get the Pirate Weekendmug. Noun.
A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.
Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.
A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.
Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.
I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.
Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.
Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.
by King George the Cat February 27, 2012
Get the weekend fuckermug. by Blue.Steel. July 26, 2018
Get the Weekend At Brenda’smug.