Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

Vikings with manners

There Are NO Vikings With Manners!!

do i need to explain
Vikings with manners do not exist.

by Allysa August 3, 2007

anal viking

A homosexual male who forcefully rapes and plunders rectums.

Mike Tyson was a successful anal viking in prison.

by lmonk December 29, 2004

Techno Viking

Take one burly mofo.
Add techno beats and braid beard.
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Techno Viking!

Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music.
The music dances to Techno Viking.

by kurosen October 24, 2007

sticky vicki

When a guy shoots his load up a girl's nose.

Tyler gave Carole the sticky vicki last night.

by BadBit December 28, 2005

viking

An extremely large northern european fighting machine, wielding Axe or Sword and at least twice the size of people from other cultures of that era! Vikings were just as much explorers as they were warriors and in fact it was they who discovered America first!

'Northmen' belived to get into Valhalla they must die in glorious battle and would gladly go to war to die!

In Roman times most of the succesful Gladiators were probably from viking and northern bloodlines. !

Arab Trader - Wow who are these beatiful blonde people with big weapons,they are giants better not give them a shit deal abdul!

Viking - Fook deal! We will take it all and your women too! Kill them all!!! and burn the city to the ground!

by Tango169 November 15, 2007

Viking Style

A style of camping in which one kills a mid-large size animal and drags it a minimum of 2 miles back to your longhouse or campsite. Then the animal, most likely deer or elk, should be roasted for 6 hours with 10-15 of your closest viking warrior brethren and be eaten while dancing, drinking, and otherwise being merry.

Dude, you have to go camping Viking Style or else it's just a sleepover in the woods

by Shurpa May 17, 2011