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Vegetable

A person who lacks enough brain cells to even carry out basic bodily functions.
I heard Justin became a vegetable after that car crash.
by Firemanjones January 29, 2019
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vegetable vagina

A vegan on her period.
Fuckboy: Wow Stacey got triggered. Maybe she's a vegetable vagina.
by WillHawksnaw November 29, 2016
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moving the vegetables

Drinking alcoholic beverages, specifically beer.
I went out with Brad last night and we were moving the vegetables!
by JacobWhite6 April 23, 2023
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moving the vegetables

Drinking alcoholic beverages, specifically beer
I went out with Brad last night and we were moving the vegetables!
by JacobWhite6 April 23, 2023
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Anarcho-Vegetism

Anarcho-vegetism is a dialectic acceleration of the supreme form of anarcho-monarchism: the always celebrated anarcho-maoism. Anarcho-vegetism deterritorializes anarcho-stalinism to reterritorialize it in a xenoimproved version of the maximum outcome of the dialectic development between posadist-demonology and trotzkist-luxembourghism.

The final aufhebung, the lichtung on the plan d'immanence and the always covet left unity is anarcho-vegetism. Here we can find an eternal peace founded on the Union of self-government principalities, the "sayan-soviets", around the worlds.
A friend: "I'm wondering, if anarcho-vegetism is the perfection of communism, how will be the typical person in this kind of society?"

Me, an intellectual: "You have to imagine every person in anarcho-vegetism as a multitude of Vegetas. A body without organ that is the platonic form of Vegeta as the Ubermensch. Vegeta has the perfect balance between the Apollonian and Dionysian Spirit: the will to regulate his training, the pride to guide him towards the Wille zur Macht"
by Meta-communism May 8, 2020
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Vegetable

An individual who has gone through intensive retardness and is commonly a sketchy suspect in hit and runs.
"That man is a vegetable, no way he caused that hit and run."
by loxlie August 10, 2023
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Vegetables

A DISGUSTING thing that literally no CHILD will eat
They stink
But peaches well *Whistles* They look like them big fat pink BOOTYS
Mom Ok sweetie time to eat ur vegetables
Kid THE FUCK MOM I TOLD YOU NO VEGETABLES
*Kid proceeds to beat his mother ferociously until she is bleeding*
KidNOW GIVE ME PEACHES
by RandomKidThatYouDontKnow October 9, 2019
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