Vegan

Vegans are people who can't eat meat because they think it's bad so they eat crayons and lettuce
"Welcome to Restaurant, what would you like to order today"
"I would like a vegan salad sir"
"Would you like crayons with that?"
"Yes, Please"
by YEEEEEETIE March 1, 2019
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Vegan

Someone who does not eat anything animal related or based but cannot live without getting the attention they deserve.
Guy 1: Did you here that the local corner store got robbed and burned down?
Guy 2: By the way, I'm vegan
by A fudge January 6, 2017
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Vegan

Veganism is a lifestyle where someone does not exploit animals for their own benefit or pleasure. This includes not eating animal products, wearing animal-skin or using animal-tested products. The vegan movement is one that is for the abolition of animal agriculture and using animals when we clearly don't need to.
Fay says, "I'm vegan because animal products are cruel, unnecessary, unhealthy, unsustainable and bad for the environment."
by not a shit cunt June 10, 2016
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vegan

someone who thinks they are helping to environment by dedicating their lives to eating nothing but the environment.
vegan: im helping the environment!
non-vegan: you just ate my fucking tree
by heckin_shrek December 5, 2017
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Vegan

A person who is way to confident about liking vegetables, to the point where they talk about it with anyone and everyone.
by Hallobish. October 28, 2018
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Vegan

The modern-day Nazi, People who will only accept you to eat rabbit food if its anything but it would involve an hour-long lecture on how bad it is, that they have(had) feelings too. They are also known to be a very unpatriotic person which is very obvious considering they don't eat Bacon.
Dude, that persons such a vegan.
by trKoci02 January 19, 2018
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vegan

CHARLOETTE
YOUR A FUCKING VEGAN CHARLOETTE
by CHAROLETTE IS GAY November 2, 2018
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