toril

Toril is really beautiful and nice but sometimes she can be a little to much.

CHOCOLATE!!!!

Don't be a Toril know.

You don't want to get fat!

by jenny_crisp September 9, 2017

trial and error questions

The most annoying, stupid, evil, most cruel math questions created by a demon in hell to make you need to guess and guess and guess again and takes up all of your time when you could solve other math problems.

Those polynomial trial and error questions are soooo wickedly vile and they need to cease existing.

by CrazyB0Z0 May 15, 2019

Trial by Heat

On a warm summers day shutting all windows on the car and turning the heaters up to full whack seeing who can with stand the heat for the longest

‘Why are you sweating so much is the air con broke?’
‘Nah mate, Trial by Heat’

by Little Jaffa Cakes July 25, 2019

trial by penis

A sexual act in which a male partner inserts his flaccid penis into the back of a recipients mouth where it then becomes an erect. If the proper phallus has been selected, the erection alone should have the raw force and horsepower to grow to full size inside the throat and break the bitches’ neck. This is how fraternities select board members and how Trump got elected.

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter

by Strawhatrain December 2, 2019

Toril

A person who tries their best

Toril tried their best.

by nottoril October 23, 2019

Trials Syndrome

When you've just died after doing really well in a hard level and on your next attempt you're suddenly doing horribly.

Named after the "Trials" franchise.

Aw come on, I've got trials syndrome now!

by The Omega Fan May 3, 2020

Tortal

Evolution gave man two weapons... a brain and a lawyer. Man has an insatiable desire to sue others for perceived or real damages inflected on them by their fellow man. We call one type of abuse a "tort", from the Latin "tortium"... a hurt, an injury or a wrong . One "tort" is just one category of abuse, one wrongful act out of all the acts you can sue for. If you protect your rights by suing, you are seen to be "tortal", one who is NOT be messed with, because you know how to fight back... you KNOW how to SUE!

Bob was one who did not suffer fools lightly. To say his perverse use of courts and the law satisfied his base tortal desires is an understatement of the most extreme kind. He sued his mother for not providing the necessities of life.... IN THE WOMB! He even wanted to sue Google for NOT knowing who killed Jimmy Hoffa, even when he politely asked Alexa to help find out. It was Bob who first came up with "O.o.o,h.h., I love tortals!"

by You rReal Name December 22, 2020