have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

well im really impressed

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by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023
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not today

Being tired, do not feel desire, being done, being free.
A : Come on !
B : Not today...

A : Please...
B : I'm free to say "Not today..."
by polivebrsk January 23, 2017
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not today

what ur gf or bf says to u every night
hey babe u down tonight ;)
not today
by carnokarma April 01, 2021
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not today

when you have to do something but bts (or someone/something) gets in the way
me: i have to study
bts: not today

after that, u go to see bts videos or stuff
by jungcock. March 18, 2018
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Today or Tomorrow

Within 2-14 business days.
I have a meeting. I’ll bring it to you today or tomorrow.
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On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.
Person 1-On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? “Shows his car fucked up”, this is fucked up.
by Hankscolts December 02, 2022
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not today dog

a synonym for "no" or "later"
A: hey wanna smoke some weed?
B: Not today dog
by TokenIranian December 12, 2015
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