Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.
by xMinister February 10, 2022

Its 2 days before the day after tomorrow.
by OgreTheSober January 23, 2021

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".
Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"
"Today on things"
"Today on things"
by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

A computer-animated television show on Fusion that was created by David Javerbaum and produced by The Jim Henson Company under its Henson Alternative banner and ShadowMachine Films. The show uses The Jim Henson Company's real time motion capture Digital Puppet Studio
by SPrice1980 January 10, 2023

Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday
At 3am
Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing
Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about
Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing
Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about
by Stella_Star September 19, 2022

by Death Menace October 4, 2023
