Two tokens

A phrase meaning, quite simply, "I'm better than you."

Origins: The possesion of a Fergie Fuck Token that somone else has given up.

"You know what? I'm too cool for this. Two tokens, bitch."

by MitchellDick April 7, 2008

Pokin token

when you want to cash in a brokin sex braclet

Do you want to cash in that pokin token yet?

by the man, the king, the Marshal February 12, 2010

rusty toenail

While facing each other simultaniously masturbating, the big toe is inserted into each others asshole. Then flipping to 69 position placing the shitty toenail in each others mouth.

Joe and Suzie are currently being treated for hoof and mouth disease because of the there rusty toenail marathon.

by B. Sac February 9, 2008

Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

by danjin May 18, 2009

Kino Der Toten

The Easiest Nazi Zombie Level Ever: One of the few where it is except able to upgrade bad guns for nothing but humor. Bad people go to the MP40 first, but skilled players go threw the alley because this zombie level is so incredibly easy that it doesn't matter. No need to get far. It is the New Jersey of Nazi Zombies. It is the map that gets everybody to understand zombies and that's why we love it.

Dude... Lets play Kino

There's a reason why it's called kiNO!

Dude I traded my Ray Gun for a China Lake because it's Kino Der Toten and I can uprade it with my Law and get to level 73.

by Rat Majat September 13, 2011

token dog

Term used to refer to the ugly chick in a group of females. This group is one that normally can be expected to contain only beautiful females, but an ugly one is added as a politically correct gesture.

The one ugly cheerleader. The one ugly stewardess.

by nj December 19, 2003

token wife

A token wife is someone who is super hot, fit, usually younger than the male she is with

Jay: look at the woman she is so fit and hot
Tom: yeah she's definitely a token wife

by Calidreamer April 4, 2015