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Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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Wake up

Standard phrase used by conspiracy theorists to exemplify that one who doesn't agree with their paranoid beliefs are dumb.
Conspiracy theorist: Bill gates is going to implant a microchip in us all!!!

Smart person: Claim has already been disproven and the vaccine has been approved of as scientifically safe by the scientists and approved by the government for usage within the populations.

Conspiracy theorist: Don't listen to the gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts! They are paid to lie to us all on behalf of the eViL gOvErNmEnT! wAkE uP sHeEpLe, Go AnD dO yOuR rEsEaRcH!
by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021
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Wake up the block

This mf was talkin shit so I had to wake up the block
by zfuhrman27 May 16, 2018
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Chrissy Wake Up

Eddie Says: Chrissy Wake Up, I don't like this, Chrissy Wake Up, Hey Hello, Time to wake up (2x), Can you hear me Chrissy, wake up, I don't like this Chrissy Wake Up.
by Dontknowname2 August 9, 2022
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