max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King

Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."

by Jose Michael jordan December 3, 2017

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some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton

'you know who you are max'

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

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A name commonly thought of as sketchy by Latino.

Latin dudette: Yeah his name is Max 😍
Latin dude: Max, that's a sketchy name

by Yoshi565 October 3, 2015

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HELLLO

MAX"HELLLOO

by FORTNITES FOR VIRGINS November 7, 2018

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the most irresistible guy you will ever meet. He can make you laugh even when you don’t want to and is known to be the hottest one around. Never pass up a chance to be friends with a Max, he’ll leave a mark on you. He’s the one all the girls want but can’t have

Boy: Max is my dude, I love him

Girl: omg max is so hot how come he wants to date a girl like her?

by jcb13769 December 13, 2018

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The kid in your school who is so desperate for those girls, He gets a couple for himself and then stays with one girl and then he moves away and is still desperate

Wow that kid is really a Max

by Pugzforprez June 2, 2018

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