max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King

Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."

by Jose Michael jordan December 3, 2017

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max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton

'you know who you are max'

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

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a kid who always loves to hang out with his friends, who might be kindof crazy, but is a fun person to hang out with
is friends with the brock that has bugs, the jacob with a red link obsession, and the counter move hunter

that kid is kindof crazy
oh thats just max

by The Bomb486 December 19, 2019

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Max

Max is the type of person that you would kill for, but also kill.

People named max tend to be very kind, and friendly but also viscous and annoying.

"Max is in our class"
"Oh cool!! Max is nice sometimes"

by °sxn_flxwer° May 21, 2021

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Max

he is the most amazing person you will ever meet, despite his uncontrollable farts.He will treat you like a princess as he showers you with compliments. He’s usually quite a small person but that doesn’t matter to you because he makes up for that in his pants ;). Following from that he is a freak in bed and will provide pleasure for hours and hours with his amazing stamina. He has a humongous body which when asleep you will have to fit your small arms over his entire body as he enjoys being the small spoon. As well as this he is the usual person to steal all the covers. But none of this matters because you love him so much and can’t wait for the future with him.

Is your boyfriend named max?

by max’s girlfriend February 9, 2020

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