Talmud Thumper

One who uses the Talmud to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Talmud and behavior as expected by the religious.

That Talmud Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to be an enslaved Goy because I haven't been circumcised!

by TheCiggyWiggy November 17, 2023

Little thumper

A nick name for a man with a small penis and fast in the bedroom

:hey where were you last night

:I was out sleeping with little thumper last night

by Dan the car guy November 5, 2021

tiddy-thumper

A person who sucks a woman's boobs.

That kid was a f*cking tiddy-thumper!

by Mr. Maloficits November 28, 2010

Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy

Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!

by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021

Thumper

A thumper is a person that gets the bag an is a boss ass nigga no questions asked.

that’s some real thumper shit

by The first thumper April 9, 2021

Thumpers

Thumpers means you can catch these hands

Shaniquia: bitch fight me

Handquia: bitch catch these thumpers

by LeBob James July 12, 2017

Thumper

a slang term for a burnt disposal vape

Joe: oh shit this burnt as hell
will: yeah that’s the thumper

by Large Will December 29, 2021