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Throneship

A friendship revolving almost solely around the book series "A Song of Ice and Fire" or the TV series "Game of Thrones".

It can include multiple persons, both male and female.

The key characteristic of a throneship is that the topic of conversation inevitably shifts from the mundane to Game of Thrones, including background material, conspiracy theories and speculated outcomes of The Game. Often includes a long silence after polite conversation (greetings, how are you ? etc) runs out, and then a weak attempt at some other topic (often the weather) before returning to the thing all parties involved wish to talk about, the books or tv series.

Includes the requirement to request that a conversation starts with "throneing", skipping the preamble. The request often uses the term "Throne it up."
"Me and Stephen aren't friends, we have a throneship. We only talk about Game of Thrones."
"I throneship so hard with Stephen, yesterday we talked for hours about Tyrion Lannister and what's going to happen to him."
"All those in my throneship agree, Joffrey is a little bastard."
"Me and Stephen Throned it up so hard last night. We have such a good throneship."
by Ned Stark's Bastard August 27, 2013
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Throne Bone

When one ejaculates, the Penis goes that little bit bigger! Thats a Throne Bone!
As I penetrated that gal last night, I got huge "Throne Bone" when I came!
by Boggers August 5, 2006
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Throne Sick

The inability to pass a bowel movement on a toilet that isn't your toilet at home
Just looking at the Starbucks toilet made me throne sick.

I can only travel one week at a time because I get throne sick.
by golduck December 17, 2011
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Throne Fuck

The act of intentionally revealing plot details and twists to Game Of Thrones to someone who has not yet seen that episode in the series for the purposes of ruining their viewing experience/lives.
Person 1: Dude, Eddard Stark got beheaded!
Person 2: Fuck! I haven't seen that episode yet!?!
Person 1: I know, I totally just throne fucked you!
by Hamdizzle April 12, 2015
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throne locked

The ability to not get off the toilet without assistance because you have sat on it until your legs have gone so numb you are unable to safely stand up on your own.
Sorry I didn't answer the door but I was playing Fallout Shelter on my iPad in the john until I was throne locked and was unable to stand up for several minutes.
by Orionnoir August 7, 2015
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Throner

When one has such a strong urge to watch Game of Thrones that they become aroused.
Person 1: Dude the GOT season premiere is tomorrow I’m so pumped.

Person 2: Me too man I have such a Throner.
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Throner

When the dragons came I had the biggest throner
by D3_Daley August 20, 2017
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