Guilty weather

Walking home at dawn with a sinking feel after you did a lot of shit you regret

I got too fucked up last night and had to walk home with that guilty weather

by LivelyStardust May 27, 2022

Helmet Weather

A motorcyclist's term for when the weather conditions are so miserable that it is a good idea to ride with a helmet.

Holy shit, I don't want to have to admit it, but now that it is 30 degrees and snowing I think this it is finally helmet weather.

by motorcyclerider September 30, 2010

Norwegian weather

Another phrase for really bad weather. Its obvious origin is the typical weather of Norway, a small country in northern Europe. Norwegian weather can refer to cold weather, heavy rain or wind, snow, or any combination of these (most common)

Eivind: Wanna go out for a beer?
Zari: I was thinking about it, but I can hear the wind and the rain out there
Eivind: True, that's some Norwegian weather right there

by Bøtta November 28, 2018

Weather hangry

When you're hangry but it's clearly related to the crappy weather outside

When it's raining cats and dogs outside I'm weather hangry

by Sexydimma October 21, 2022

Diamond weather

When it’s so cold that your nipples are hard enough to cut diamonds

*wind blows*
“Brr, it’s diamond weather out here!”

by Sid.knee December 20, 2021

Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.

Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house getting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into weather porn.

by The Best Head game February 25, 2019

Missouri Weather

Absolutely unreal weather. It'll be 80° one day and then the next It'll be raining and under 40°

Garrett: Man, this weather is awful.

Toby: That's missouri weather for you.

by Jesterr___ May 10, 2022