tater-gator

A tater that looks like a gator, or vice versa.
This compound word was discovered amidst my roommate's inane, incoherent babbling one night.

I was swimming across Lake Windward when I bumped into a tater-gator.

That freakin' tater-gator bit my leg off.

by Spardello April 09, 2004

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pussy tater

Adj.
A person with the characteristics of being a pussy, but has the goofiness to add the word Tater to the end of it.

Man, that new drummer we tried out today was such a pussy tater. He couldn't even keep a steady beat.

by Nastyyy August 07, 2006

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tater tots

Term used to describe a bitch's hoots.(tits)

"My favorite dinner is tater tots and rump roast!" (tits and ass)

by Peeyimp December 02, 2007

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tater toture

When you can see or smell tater tots but can't eat one.

Jim sent me a picture of his tater tots for breakfast. It was pure tater toture because I couldn't have a tot.

by CaptainJabbin November 19, 2016

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Tater Twat

A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.

The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.

The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.

Man, did you see the new girl Connie? Total tater twat, she smells like fried chicken!

by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020

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