the legendary samurai

The leader of the samurai arm,y CoryXKenshin

Dude: I can't believe I met the legendary samurai

Bro: Yo I heard he broke Ao Oni's ankles

by Chocothunder November 06, 2017

Fenryrs AKAs Sauces Samurais

Benoît Darks SuperUs 93s Kebabs ChercheurDeTrous Sasukes Rasengans Hearthstones Pulcos PositionPLS ElfeDeNuitD4rks Victimes PoleEmplois Sodomites Feeders Putes AvocatFuturRSAs Christians .s WoWs SportDePDs PoilDeCarottes MaleZetas Rageus Velmors MaitreCouturiers Pettigrows GrosDechets Tygs Maigrichons Analphabètes Illétrés Trans NettoyeurDeChiottes Mélanies LGBT Roux

Kingdombe Artsse Fenryrs AKAs Sauces Samurais

by Empereur_du_Malaise June 11, 2018

samurai sword swallower

A person who sucks on Asian penis due to their gag reflex being unable to handle any other race.

:Jeez Sandy has sucked off like 3 Asian guys this month!
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.

by NutBuster97 January 18, 2018

Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.

Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"

by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023

dancing samurai

A flipping hot samurai who loves dancing

...ok, it's a song. Sung by Gakupo.

Person: *dances their face off*
Gakupo: Good, my child. WE MUST ALL BE A DANCING SAMURAI!!!

by RandomNerdyTrash February 22, 2017

Samurai cut

A cut so exact. So precise. That it doesn’t even look like a cut.

He samurai cut Junior, JR looks good for a second then split in half.

by TheScientist1 July 11, 2021

samurai panda

A friend that seems to have your best intrests at heart but has samurai tendencies to back stab you and betray you, but is so skilled that you cannont even tell it is them!! dun dun dun

Linsey is such a fucking samurai panda!

by Rahnderson April 05, 2011