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fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)
did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.
by PinTal January 5, 2024
mugGet the fat samuraimug.

Samurai As Fuck

A term that is used when a western media brand that has no relevance in Japan will make a character dress up like a stereotypical samurai and sometimes going as far to have a stereotypical Japanese accent in an attempt to gain any relevance in Japan only to end up pushing the Japanese further away.
Microsoft can make port Halo to Nintendo Switch 2 and make players get armor that look samurai as fuck, yet the Halo series will still fail in Japan.
by JDB1992 May 24, 2025
mugGet the Samurai As Fuckmug.

AsM Samurai

A noob that plays c-ops - Clown
Have u heard of that noob named Asm Samurai? He sucks ass at c-ops
by Kai aka clown June 17, 2018
mugGet the AsM Samuraimug.

AsM Samurai

A noob that plays c-ops - ClowN
Have you heard of that Noob called AsM Samurai?
by Kai aka clown June 17, 2018
mugGet the AsM Samuraimug.

Samurai

A term the now retired shogun Cory Kenshin used to adress his subscribers (His subscribers can use it too to adress othe subscribers)
Joe: Hey have you heard of CoryKenshin?

Samantha: You watch him too, fellow samurai? SAMURAI STAND UP!
by Fheudh June 26, 2021
mugGet the Samuraimug.

Last Samurai

to enter into an unknown culture, work your way up in the ranks incredibly quickly, and eventually dominate at a skill that others have worked for decades to perfect
I don't know how it happened so fast, I totally Last Samuraid it.

Dude, this girl has last samuraid me out of absolutely nowhere.
by gaiusjulius July 20, 2017
mugGet the Last Samuraimug.

Fenryrs AKAs Sauces Samurais

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Kingdombe Artsse Fenryrs AKAs Sauces Samurais
by Empereur_du_Malaise June 11, 2018
mugGet the Fenryrs AKAs Sauces Samuraismug.

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